my vocation

Him: I need you to print this and then scan it for me.
Me: OK.
Hom: Wait, I need to sign the last page before you scan it.
Me: OK.
Him: Well, you could give me the last page to sign while you start... No no, never mind, just give it all to me.
Me: OK.
Him: Does that make sense?

If I knew then what I know now I would have studied photocopying in University. And printing. And scanning. And then maybe my minor would have been in making tea. Or perhaps a double major? I ought not under estimate myself.