sooner or later

I got to work just after 9 this morning. I was supposed to be in at 8, but it never happened. My phone was making funny noises last night so I (brilliantly) turned it off. Along with my alarm clock.

Anyways, I don't really mind being here. Probably because I'm still hammered.

I learned something last night. A cheap way to get really drunk. You need to go out with secret pregnant people. They give you all their drinks.