i get paid $75 a day to do nothing but this...

I am on a computer all day at work, but every even mildly entertaining feature is denied to us. Pinball is on some computers, but you can only really get away with it if you are sitting in the back and even then it's a gamble. That's why it is truly amazing the triumph of spirit that can be witnessed in the face of such sheer and utter boredom. Behold!! Webdings!!