Other People's Problems

So F and M have hit another rough patch. Rough as in, M's confirmed lover moved to another city, and F was willing to forgive her and it was all behind them, but then lover boy came back for a visit and F discovered incriminating texts on M's mobile and F was so confused and conflicted and he really didn't know what to do. So he did nothing.

The lover came and went. F monitored M as much as he could and he tried to forget about it. But then M left an email open on her computer for F to find. This email went something like, I have always loved you, you are the one. I will leave London and come live with you. Sex with you is so good, you are the best, I love you, I love you. And F is devastated and he confronted M, but she says the email did not mean anything (WHAT?) and that it was her attempt at closure with the lover (again: WHAT?). And again, poor little F is so confused and he doesn't know what to do.

This is a true story, and the main characters are not 12 years old. I need to buy him a copy of She's Just Not That In To You. Immediately.